bnparish:

I think you were. We were all just completely naked.

(feat. a v. concerned looking ki hong)

(via itscalumfood)


jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

(via itscalumfood)


soulsnatcha:

it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.

(via fusels)


lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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(via itscalumfood)


trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

(via soullame)


jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via controvrsial)


buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(via mikeymeekins)


nahtzen:

when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon

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(via mikeymeekins)


kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

(via controvrsial)


brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans


STOOPPPPO

brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

(via soullame)



slomps:

shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you

(via controvrsial)


redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

I would work here. Eat here. But not sleep.

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

I would work here. Eat here. But not sleep.

(via mikeymeekins)


george-sjellybabies:

theyellowsubmarineinpepperland:

Not sure if I should be laughing my ass off or scared of this XD

the scariest thing ive seen in my life like imagine you wake up an your face is already in your stomach

george-sjellybabies:

theyellowsubmarineinpepperland:

Not sure if I should be laughing my ass off or scared of this XD

the scariest thing ive seen in my life like imagine you wake up an your face is already in your stomach

(via faghornlegwhore)


beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)